“Man, I really love the broccoli and carrots in Prentiss, I wish they served them more often.”

“The Bhagavad-Gita is really easy to grasp, too bad we don’t spend an entire semester of Encounters on it.”

“I just love the smell of Beta’s basement. Nothing says ‘party’ like the aroma of cum and rotten beer.”

“I think all the pipes in Anderson add a pleasant aesthetic feel to the dorm rooms.”

“There’s a larping party at North tonight for the people who aren’t going to the blackout at TKE? Chyeah I’m going, duh.”

“Mmm, Keystone is the BEST!”

“Ay yo. I’m headed to that party in Prentiss tonight.”

“I’d much rather go to a Wa-High football game than have an actual football team at Whitman.”

“Yeah, of course I did all my reading for Encounters.”

“My prof only gave me five pages of reading to do by Monday. What am I supposed to do with the rest of my weekend?”

“I wish I had more homework on Sunday nights. I hate having too much time with nothing to do.”

“No! I would never have sex with someone on the fourth floor of the library if no one was there and we had locked all the doors!”

“There’s too much to do in Walla Walla for me. Sometimes, I wish Whitman were more isolated from the city life, you know?”

“George Bridges? Never heard of him.”

“Hey, I’m thinking about just writing my essay on Friday night. You down?”

“I wish there were more white people here. I hate all this diversity.”