It’s about that time of year when you’ve spent a solid amount of time with your new housemates. And now that you have a handle on their behaviors, you can start developing peeves which will haunt you for at least the rest of the semester. Here is a breakdown of things you may have noticed that you like or dislike about your current housemates.

Likes:

They bake cookies.

They drive you to the grocery store/to get fro-yo.

Their pot brownies stink up the kitchen.

They have house parties you’re automatically invited to.

They watch football and drink beer with you at 10 a.m. on a Sunday.

Their leftovers in fridge = good for drunchies.

Dislikes:

They don’t put their recycling in the recycling bin.

They leave passive-aggressive notes of things you need to do.

They leave a mess. In your room.

They forget to flush while you are on a Winter OP trip for the weekend and then the bathroom smells funny.

Their pot brownies stink up the kitchen.

Their loud friends come over and take over your living room.

They talk about squirrels. Every day.