We all know that piece of paper in our section bathroom stall. It’s there. It’s fun.   It’s profane. It’s an age-old residence hall pastime, dating back to the early days of Whitman College, when they used quill and ink to pen dirty comments, such as, “My chap, I have the beer farts.” To the point: have you ever wondered what the opposite sex writes on its bathroom-stall comment board? Thanks to Backpage’s ardent investigative journalism (we stole these), we can now give you a glimpse.

Bathroom wall illustrations by Adam Brayton and Carter Muenchau