It’s Really Pissing Me Off How Steve Pretends Like He’s Super Injured After Being Shot Maybe Twice by Lieutenant Mitch Rogers
Oh my god, you guys. Who told Steve he could come with us on our patrol? This was supposed to be cool. I mean, normally Steve is fine. I don’t mind Steve. But it’s really pissing me off how he’s all, “Oh my god, I’m like, soooo injured,” after being shot maybe twice. I mean, it’s so embarrassing for him. We all know he’s faking it just to get attention. I mean, we’ve already been shot like, three or four times in the torso and we’re not going “medic, medic! I’m like, so wounded over here!” Dave’s been shot five times in the chest and he’s still doing just fine. And yeah, when we get really wounded we might get a little crazy. But we’re not gonna fake it after two shots. Steve’s just looking for an excuse to be slutty so he can blame it on getting shot in the morning. God, what a ho-bag. I just hate it when people like him ruin these skirmishes for everyone else.
