Happy Bell Bottoms Day! (But nobody is wearing bell bottoms.)

Here’s what’s happening in the Newsroom:

• Publisher Marra is having the time of her life in San Francisco, CA.
• Editor-in-Chief Mitchell has been deemed a toddler.
• Production Manager Kerr is really into Soylent.
  • Soy delicious!
• News Editor Andrew literally just pulled a radio out of his backpack.
  • “It was like $7 on Amazon.”
• Also, Andrew is wearing some cool clogs.
  • “They were my grandpa’s but then he died. So he gave them to me.”
• Editors are entranced by Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girls” music video.
• There is still a full box of expired Oreos in the Newsroom.

Until Issue 10,

Mickey