Happy Bell Bottoms Day! (But nobody is wearing bell bottoms.)
Here’s what’s happening in the Newsroom:
Publisher Marra is having the time of her life in San Francisco, CA.
Editor-in-Chief Mitchell has been deemed a toddler.
Production Manager Kerr is really into Soylent.
Soy delicious!
News Editor Andrew literally just pulled a radio out of his backpack.
“It was like $7 on Amazon.”
Also, Andrew is wearing some cool clogs.
“They were my grandpa’s but then he died. So he gave them to me.”
Editors are entranced by Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girls” music video.
There is still a full box of expired Oreos in the Newsroom.
Until Issue 10,
Mickey