FULL NAME: Jazmin Lidia Petra Ortiz Lopez

AGE: 19

BEST KNOWN FOR: Co-president of Club Latino, being a Twittie, speaking horrible Spanglish and having a very slow reaction to sexual innuendos.

WHAT’S THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE?
I went 85 mph in a 70 mph zone but got away with it by telling the cop I was late for my uncle’s funeral.

IF YOU COULD DO ONE THING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
End world hunger, duh.

WHAT WORD MAKES YOU CRINGE WHEN YOU HEAR IT?
Pinche-Verga.

IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE FOR ONE DAY WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I’d go to the cholo barrios and scare the shit out of them without worrying about getting shot.

WHAT’S YOUR POWER ANIMAL?
Elephant.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY CELEBRITY WHO WOULD YOU BE?
Mother Teresa, cause she’s cool like that.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
Tamales and Champurrado.