"I probably am, unfortunately, flowery. I'm trying to tone that down. I draw my inspiration from the absurd. I like to search for real [but] absurd stories––right now I'm stuck in absurd Wisconsin...
BREAKING: Whitman Under State Investigation for Alleged Title IX, Campus Safety Violations
Whitman Accused of Withholding Funds for Sexual Violence Prevention
BREAKING: College Threatens Felony Charges Against Students for Vandalism on Campus
Letter to the Wire: In response to the Cabinet’s email about the vandalism of Memorial Hall
BREAKING: Trustees Relocate as Students Protest