Whitman Vampires Speak Out
Winston Weigand, Pokémon Trainer
April 13, 2017
Filed under Humor
For many first and second-year vampires, living on the Whitman College campus is no easy feat. To begin with, most dorm rooms are not appropriately furnished with adult-sized coffins (a few rooms in North Hall being the exception). Moreover, some vampires who have been alive for many centuries often...
Tags: garlic, satire, sunlight, vampiric discrimination
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