Samantha Fitts, down bad for animated women
• April 13, 2023
Warning: This review contains spoilers.
I hate to admit it, but this movie did not have the right to be as good as it actually was. "The Super Mario Bros. Movie" is a kid’s film first and foremost,...
Samantha Fitts, hot and ready in under 15 minutes
• December 8, 2022
Well, you know what time it is. Samantha has to make fun of Chris Pratt for another 350+ words because a new trailer for this forsaken movie has dropped. I wonder what she’ll say about Italians this...
Samantha Fitts, Honorary Italian (New Yorker)
• October 20, 2022
Welp, it’s finally here — we have now witnessed Chris Pratt’s rendition of Nintendo’s Mario. As expected, it’s terrible. The animation looks great, despite the fact that they stole Mario’s...
Sammy Fitts, Single (X) Taken (X) Gamer(?)
• October 7, 2021
The internet cried out on the Sept. 23 2021, when Nintendo announced that Chris Pratt would be the starring voice in the Super Mario Bros movie. There is obviously one major problem with this casting:...
