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Shame in the anti-racist movement

Illustration by Hayden Cooper.
September 24, 2020

Shame, Shame, Shame: we all got it, and we all feel it from time to time. Shame is not a bad emotion to feel; in fact, it can be helpful and productive under the right circumstances. We should feel a little...

Be proud of your one-night stands

Be proud of your one-night stands
March 12, 2015

Illustration by Sophie Cooper-Ellis. It's Friday night, and that babe that you saw in the climbing gym is standing across from you at the party, givin' you the bedroom eyes. All of the sudden, the...

‘I’m doing fine,’ Clearly Drunk, Non-Winning Mr. Whitman Candidate Reports into a Banana Peel

Illustration by Asa Mease
February 21, 2013

Every November, Whitman College puts on one of its most widely-attended campus events––a not-so-real beauty pageant, known fondly as Mr. Whitman, in which eight senior men celebrate the completion...

Pio Columnist Confesses Publicly That He Joined Staff Just to Make a Joke About Jenkem

January 24, 2013

In a truly disgusting public interview with Whitman professor Chopra Winfrey, Pioneer humor and sports writer Tristan Gavin confessed freely that his reason for joining the staff of Whitman's newspaper...

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