In case you couldn’t read the room, this is satire.
I’m assuming you’re reading this because, let’s face it, you need the help. You’ve found yourself with nothing better to do on a Friday...
Well Auntie Lee, I've got it. No amount of Emergen-C has been able to fix it. I've been out of commission since the weekend and really need to get back to the grind. How can I cure my Frat Flu?
Ah-choo,
Saturday...
A strange advertisement appeared to me while I was scrolling through my Instagram stories.
It read, “Hey, Whitman students! Ready to become the healthiest version of you this semester? Download BetterYou...
