Lately, I have noticed that I seem to be the only person in all of Jewett who has not been swept under this latest wave of disease. It appears to be quite a whopper, too, according to my observations:...
BREAKING: Cases of Zombie Virus in Walla Walla, Quarantines Ordered
Dean Joshua's Letter to The Wire
Wusband and Wife: Whitman's Big Gay Wedding
Open Letter from Whitman Faculty: Whitman Students Engaged in Hunger Strike
Whitman to Install Security Cameras Outside of Memorial Hall