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Heated liberal snowflakes reveal Buttigieg’s rat family via Twitter

Maddie Ott February 20, 2020

Soon after the debauchery of the Iowa Caucus, the most extreme of Bernie supporters realized that they could leverage their power against the threat of Buttigieg’s "Boomer" sponsor system. Fearless,...

The Allure of a Clear Mind

Nikolaus Kennelly, Columnist February 9, 2017

Maybe the defining symbol of the 21st century is television static. A random pattern of flickering dots superimposed onto an image, except imagine that the image is your personal reality and the flickering...

Animal Minds

Andrew Schwartz, Feature Writer February 25, 2016
There are some things at which a pigeon is better than you. For one, pigeons can fly. Second, pigeons are more adept at finding their way home. Also, pigeons are probably better at the old game show, Let’s Make a Deal, hosted by Monty Hall, than you are.
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