Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 9
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Illustration by Gus Colwell

Department of Wordplay announces depletion of pun supply

George Groebner, officially witty October 19, 2023

Whitman’s Department of Wordplay, primarily known for its bordering-on-hermitude reclusiveness and for stealing all the Scrabble tiles from residence hall game closets, has made a rare public announcement...

What aspect of your personality do you want this quiz to confirm for you?

Dana Thompson May 9, 2012

1.     What is your favorite racially diverse food item? a.     Swedish fish b.     Belgian waffle c.      French toast d.     Danish 2.     If you could wear anything...

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