McConnell Rallies Support Against Supreme Court Appointment With Pagan Ritual Sacrifice
Ben Freedman, humor editor
February 25, 2016
WASHINGTON – Late last Wednesday, Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell conducted a traditional Pagan ritual sacrifice deep within his chambers to maintain Republican solidarity against accepting Supreme Court nominees. Hunched over a cauldron containing Obama’s short list of candidates, McConnell...
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