NFL Player’s Neck Becomes Sentient and Escapes, Kills 73 Spectators
Annie Stefanides, Quiplash Master
February 15, 2018
Twas a dark and stormy Sunday evening in February, and all eyes were on the true super-heroes of America: the modern day football player. As the giant stallions galloped around the field, biceps bulging and neck veins popping, an evil force was brewing inside one of the players. All of a sudden, a loud...
Tags: necks, NFL, satire, sunday night football
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