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Vol. CLV, Issue 3
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

How to Avoid Lymancest

How to Avoid Lymancest

AJ Johnson, Dating three people, all also named ‘AJ’ September 26, 2024

Lymancest: more contagious than the plague and twice as deadly. For those lucky few who’ve never heard of it, "Lymancest" is used to describe the sexual relationships that Lyman residents have with one...

Now that Marcus House and North Hall are closed, which buildings can we mock? Here’s a list:

Hunter Tucker, Former Jewett Resident September 19, 2024

Marcus House and North Hall have been the two buildings subject to the most ridicule on campus for decades, so the loss of both buildings in such a short period of time has dealt a crushing blow to the...

RA’s warns against mega beds as leprosy runs amok through campus

RA’s warns against mega beds as leprosy runs amok through campus

Emmett Schink, currently being excommunicated September 19, 2024

Have you ever been tempted to push your bed together with your roommates and create a “Mega-Bed”? If so, you may want to consider your health, says the newly created outspoken group SAMBAL (Students...

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