Whitman Wire

Tree to student ratio shattered after fallen tree revealed to be plastic replica

Ann Karneus, Prospective Student

February 27, 2020

A bombshell realization rippled across campus last weekend after students discovered a disturbing truth: nearly all Whitman trees are fake.  After the pine tree outside the library fell this past Sunday, a student — who already had a hunch — investigated the scene and quickly deduced that the tr...

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