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Vol. CLIV, Issue 6
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Studies link the usage of “daddy” to early-onset Dad Syndrome

Lee Thomas, CBS Survivor champion of 2009 November 3, 2022

Medical researchers at Zeus University uncovered a correlation between sexual partners using "daddy" and early-onset Dad Syndrome.  "It's a national epidemic," head scientist of the study, Dr. Himbo,...

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Election 2016: “Daddy, did the mean man make you cry again?”

Trevor Lewis, Staff Writer October 27, 2016

After a brutal day on the campaign trail, an utterly demoralized Mike Pence checked into his hotel room at the Des Moines La Quinta Inn. Sources can confirm that while in the midst of consuming four pints...

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