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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLV, Issue 4
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Illustration by Elena Kaminskaia

Well-known Whitman couple discovers they are distant cousins after birth of first child

Maddie Ott, all 'bout baby talk October 19, 2019

There’s nothing quite like the feeling of your first child being born, mixed with the shocking realization that your baby daddy and long-time partner is related to you on your mother’s side. Unsuspecting,...

After 3 Weeks of Intense Love-Making, the Dreaded ‘Talk’ Comes Up Again, and The Whitman Student Body is Here For It!

Maddie Ott, Soil Salesperson March 7, 2019

They had met at an outrageous Whitman party. Hormones surged as the potential couple began to high-key grind on each other. It all happened in a split second. The next morning they were spotted at Cleveland,...

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