On page 777 of the 2014 edition of the "Fiske Guide to Colleges," the edition that the first-year class is most likely to have consulted, a student advises, "Prepare for celibacy if you're an average...
When asked by a Whittie how college students could move from anonymous hook-ups (the Subpar) to something better, Daedone simply answered that hook-ups will start to feel so unsatisfactory that, eventually, we as students will search for better sex. It was unclear how exactly she expected us to find an opportunity to do this on a campus where most sexual encounters take place in certain houses on a certain street on certain days of the week.
