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Six things to do again because you have no choice!

Illustration by Anika Vučićević

Ashlyn Quintus, Home-Dweller Extraordinaire

April 9, 2020

Hi y’all. I thought I would make a little listicle for you to use as a tool as we navigate these weird times at home! While social distancing, let’s look at six things to do again because you have simultaneously lost all control while adhering to the CDC’s strict control; you have no choice! ...

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