Tired of the same old commute? Wish there was a little more spice on your drive to work? Well, buckle up because this new game will keep you alert, entertained and questioning your own morality the whole ride. 

How it works: 

Every target is worth a specific amount of points — you just have to acquire them. The best part? The game never has to end. Play until your conscience catches up with you!

The scoring system is fairly straightforward. Typically, the more vulnerable the target, the more points they’re worth. 

Scoring:

• +1 for a healthy adult (basic, boring, yawn)

• +3 for the elderly (the frailer the better)
• +5 for a child (they’re small but mighty in point value)

(Animals are excluded, what the hell is wrong with you?)

Add-ons are customizable and play an important role in the customization of this game. Plus, they’re a great way to brush up on your arithmetic skills!

Bonus points:

• +1 for an individual with their hair dyed an unnatural color (+2 if it’s blue) 
• +1 for a visible injury (ie. crutches, casts, slings — life already hit them once, why not double-down?)
• +1 for protest signs (+1 for first amendment rights!) 

Multipliers are a super fun way to rack up points quickly. 

Multipliers:

• x2 multiplier for a crowd (ie. group of 4 adults; 4 points x 2 = 8 points)

• x2 multiplier for hitting anyone in a school zone

• x3 if you personally know them! 

If you want a challenge try to beat my personal record! 203 points… it was a big crowd.

Have fun and always practice safe driving. Remember to click it or ticket!