Some say we are icons, some say we are bound to become famous, some say we are just normal people with big egos. Nonetheless, you have probably heard of us. As one of the most underfunded clubs on Whitman campus, Varsity Nordic Improv team scurries around, sometimes speaking the English language, sometimes dancing, but almost always doing something that is slightly unfortunate-looking. Nonetheless, this upcoming weekend starting on Friday and ending on Saturday, Varsity Nordic shall be performing and completing a 24-Hour improv show for charity.

Indeed, the majority of us are narcissists with egos that will grow approximately three times bigger after this show. I am positive that at least two of us will experience a superiority complex situation at least once during the 24 hours, while the rest of us spiral into a state of delirium.

In all seriousness, this event should not be mocked. We are truly doing it for a good cause, but the added personal validation that we get is highly valued. So, to the students of the prestigious Whitman College, please buckle your metaphorical seatbelts, because you are about to witness some of the greatest feats of strength performed by all of mankind.

Thank you for taking actual seconds out of your day to read this, see you suckers on Friday!