Worst of 2017-2018: Greek Parties

Winston Weigand, The Fart You Shouldn't Have Trusted

  1. Sigma Chi’s “Ball and Chain” where partygoers gave 20 minute presentations on the grim reality of for-profit prisons
  2. Beta Theta Pi’s “March Mattress Blowout Sale” where empty beds were auctioned off to partygoers
  3. Kappa Kappa Gamma’s “Mrs. Whitman” which no one showed up to because of institutionalized sexism
  4. Tau Kappa Epsilon’s “Purple Out” where partygoers performed auto-erotic asphyxiation after every drink
  5. Alpha Phi’s “Move Your Phi’t”