The spring semester has been a blissful time without 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018’s most annoying student, who has been abroad since last semester.  Campus has rejoiced literally every goddamn day since Campus Asshole Richard M. Egabutts departed, as we haven’t missed his uninformed commentary in classes, his constant discussion of “how fucked up he was last weekend,” or his constant need to wear sweatpants instead of real clothes.  We won’t think about Egabutts’ return to campus next semester, when we have to suffer his idiotic stories about how he “#ChangedSoMuch” while he was “#Abroad.”  Good luck, y’all.  We’re not looking forward to him next year.