Are you currently attending a school where the students are crazed lovers of the outdoors? Not your shtick but you want to fit in? You’re in luck: Patagonia has just released its all new “Web-surfing Wetsuit” line! This is for the average person who would describe their schedule as little-to-no outdoor activity per day, but still wants to wear the famous label. Don’t worry, these don’t look like your average wetsuit used for water, but rather, a suit for any couch and lounging occasion, or spruce it up and wear it to class. Still don’t believe us? Hear from some real-life Web-surfing Wetsuit wearers.

Person #1: I really love this wetsuit, it is really great and I really love it a lot because it allows me to tell people I pass on the street that I’m wearing a wetsuit, so I must be outdoorsy, but I could also get home quickly to my internet games and connect with virtual people when I got overwhelmed in the real world.

Person #2: If I ever wanted to wear my favorite brand, Patagonia, I’d have to rip off the labels of other people’s clothes and sew them onto mine, just so I wouldn’t have to set foot in *gasp*, an REI. Now, I can just buy these wetsuits in the comfort of my own home, and when I Facetime my friends, they always tell me how much they like my outfit. So that’s neat.

Wow, if those aren’t testimonies then we don’t know what is. The bottom line is this: Don’t cave in to those sporty people who want to breathe fresh air. Instead, stay true to yourself and rock a Web-surfing handy-dandy Wetsuit!