I have known Maude Lustig for a very long time. In that time, I have become familiar with her many flaws. I believe that Maude should be roasted because she has bad hygiene, doesn’t try very hard and is not cool.

Firstly, Maude has bad hygiene. She only showers once or twice a week, maybe more if she exercises. She claims that she would shower more if she had a boyfriend, but frankly I am not sure that’s true. Furthermore, she only brushes her teeth at night, so she often has bad breath. Maude sometimes flosses, although not on a regular basis. This shows that she has bad hygiene.

In addition, Maude is not a very hard worker. For example, she is writing this article an hour before it is due. Maude has also quit every sport she tried. Similarly, she has never run faster than a 10-minute mile. As a result, her body is just okay although it could probably be a lot better if she tried.

Finally, Maude is not very cool. She may appear cool at first because of her clear glasses, but that is evidence of how much of a poser she is. Moreover, she had a very strong anime phase in middle school and sometimes still watches it. Therefore, Maude is clearly uncool because everyone who watches anime is a nerd.

In conclusion, Maude is not a very good person. I would not recommend her as a friend. But through Maude, I have realized the importance of showering daily, doing my homework and avoiding anime.