Pros and Cons of Joining ASWC
October 22, 2015
Pros
- Nice way to boost deflated ego
- Modest resumé builder
- First-hand experience working inside an obsolete governing body
- Pay helps subsidize weed habit
- Keeps parents believing you have productive time at school
- Can be used as an ice breaker at dinner parties
- Sexual tensions involved in communal late night crafting of campus policy might help getting laid
Cons
- Mandatory Sunday meetings turn weekend into hollow shell of a break
- Exceedingly large amount of monotonous memories
- Not as similar to House of Cards as expected
- Frequent divestment related filibusters
- Limited electoral competition to smear with targeted attack ads
- Incessant begging of Kathleen Murray to give student government actual power
- Moral qualms of embezzling summer internship grant funds