The amount of grey outside is overwhelming, and quite honestly everyone is fed up. Whitties are starting to wear their Birks in a vain attempt to feel better about the world (even though all they end up with are wet and slightly muddy feet). There hasn’t been a glimpse of sunlight in the past 48 hours, and in all truth it’s starting to take its toll. The student body has become groggy, paler than usual and downright cranky. We behave more like zombies, craving sleep and coffee, than like active participants in everyday life. The whole non-showered, sleep-deprived, flannel-wearing state of the student body has been taken to a new extreme. The weather is making everyone feel like they need a nap all the time; my 9 a.m. class has really just become the period in between dreams, so all I can do is blame the weather. In order to combat this, I’ve taken it upon myself to think up a few things that I think will ease the pain of another overcast day.

First, there’s the obvious: some afternoon delight. The sweet, sweet taste of… ice cream. Wait, that’s what you were thinking too, right? I personally think ice cream can fix just about anything (even on the rainiest of days). Some Rocky Road or Cherry Garcia can alleviate even the gloomiest of overcast days.

Next, also somewhat obvious, is some light bondage. I’m talking about when you get out your rope and tie… knots for rock climbing! When has there been a better time to make sure that you know the accurate ways to tie those knots? Never! Who knows, maybe this will even allow you to wow your rock climbing class in the future. You’ll soon be the superstar of rock climbing. Safety first, kids!

Then of course there’s the opportunity to get on your knees and blow… glass! Haven’t you always wanted to learn how Chihuly created his awesome sculpture in Reid? Now’s your chance! You can explore the world of art, learning how to express yourself while creating beautiful sculptures. Think of how all your friends will be in awe of your amazing ability to blow (glass).

Valentine’s Day is coming up, too! Maybe you can eat ice cream, tie knots and/or blow glass with that special someone. There really isn’t a better way to sweep your significant other off their feet by proposing a wild weekend of 69 fun arts and crafts. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, it’ll be a damn good time. Hope this list has successfully taken your mind off of the looming grey skies –– best of luck finding a way to escape the endless overcast days. (Cue “Escape [The Piña Colada Song]”).