Elena Aragon

Name: Eliza Taff

Physical Age: 25

Mental Age: 45

Hometown: Lawrence, Kan.

Current Location: Los Angeles to stalk Jerry Seinfeld

Favorite TV Show: “Seinfeld,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm” (sorta, not as enthusiastic about it as Larry David’s original writing)

Hobbies: Watching “Seinfeld,” playing “Seinfeld” monopoly, coming up with fake storylines for the show.+