Name: Eliza Taff
Physical Age: 25
Mental Age: 45
Hometown: Lawrence, Kan.
Current Location: Los Angeles to stalk Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite TV Show: “Seinfeld,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm” (sorta, not as enthusiastic about it as Larry David’s original writing)
Hobbies: Watching “Seinfeld,” playing “Seinfeld” monopoly, coming up with fake storylines for the show.+
