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Vol. CLIV, Issue 10
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Fall Haiku

Illustration by Lya Hernandez

I am freezing cold
Should I turn on the heating
I am much too cheap

The naked branches
Science Building telescopes
Silly astro perves

I want a jacket
I can’t wear a North Face yet
I am not wussy

Lace-up boots are back
Everyone has the same pair
Steve Madden Trooper

It’s hicky season
Hey let’s go to TKE tonight
Wearing scarves through Spring

Consent is sexy
Ooo you touched my tra-la-la
And you asked first

Getting my groove on
Obstructive brick support post
Reid Coffeehouse shows

Four Day Four Day Four
Days without classes freedom
Just a day away

When my parents come
Handles and weed meet closet
In need of Febreeze

I washed my sheets
Back in the end of August
Now they are yellow

Bon Appétit scone
Why are you so delicious
Pumpkin spices yum

The Patisserie
Is a great place to study
Loud on Saturday

Stomping on all of the leaves
Where is your sweater?

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