Tiloukaikt –– Hey Sissy.

Narcissa –– Hey Till Cakes.

Tiloukaikt –– Sorry to trouble you and all, but several of my people are dying of measles.   Do you think your husband could maybe . . . ?

Narcissa –– Nope. He’s great with the little stuff, like minor fevers and whatnot, but with diseases he doesn’t have a clue. And sorry about that, by the way. I think we may have brought that with us.

Tiloukaikt –– Yeah, I guess I knew this would be too big for him. I just thought I’d ask anyway. I feel kinda silly now.

Narcissa –– Don’t be. Hey, you wanna come in? We’re watching “Fringe.”

Tiloukaikt –– Awesome, that’s a great show.

Narcissa –– Yeah, it’s the best J.J. Abrams show ever.

(Pause)

Tiloukaikt –– You take that back right now! “Lost” is by far the best show that Jeffrey Jacob has ever been a part of.

Narcissa –– You heathen!   “Fringe” is so much better. I mean, the different characters that each actor is able to play alone makes “Fringe” far more superior.

Tiloukaikt –– Oh, come on! “Lost” explored spirituality, culture, science and personal longing all under the umbrella of an entertaining castaway mystery series. “Lost” makes you think and question.   “Fringe is just” . . . entertainment.

Narcissa –– How dare you! Why don’t you take “Lost” and shove it up your-

Tiloukaikt –– Oh you are dead, so dead. I am going to take a gun and shoot you in the chest you little:

(What follows is literally history.   Forgotten history, but history nonetheless.)