Sh*t Jan Starts Say

Elena Aragon

Illustration: Ariel Carter-Rodriguez

“Wait, where is that again?”

“I heard about the place where you’re allowed to be naked on campus. It’s like the zen garden right?”

“Damn, my encounters class is in a different room in Olin tomorrow. Now I have to leave 15 extra minutes early to go find that.”

“Woo I’m so excited for the study break in Jewett main lounge! Those are definitely the most fun I have all week.”

“Wait, who is this you’re talking about?”

“Wow, this encounters class is terrible, how did you survive a semester of this?”

“I am so sick of only being known as the Jan-start!”