Final exams don’t have to be dreary and dull! With the help of the Backpage, you can make them exciting and just plain merry: by bringing Christmas to your finals! Here are some ideas to get you started:
- Put jingle bells on the tips of your shoes and skip merrily into every exam.
- Bring tinsel, fake snow and a tiny Christmas tree and use them to decorate your test space.
- Sharpen the end of a candy cane and use it as a writing utensil. Chocolate ink has never been more practical: or delicious.
- Wait for it to get really quiet, then say in a normal voice, “What the cow IS a sugarplum, anyway?”
- Order a dancing Christmas-gram for one lucky someone in your class.
- Sing a different Christmas carol every time you start a new question. (“OOP, I’m pretty sure I mangled number four pretty badly, but here I go, moving onto number five: JOY TO THE WORLD . . .”)
- Fold the test into a triangle, fold it again, and cut out little designs with a pair of scissors. Unfold it, throw it in the air, shout, “IT’S SNOWING,” and leave.
- When handing the finished test to your professor, suddenly sit on his/her lap and say, “What I want for Christmas is . . . a Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock! Make it happen, big guy!”
- Bring calculator-shaped Christmas cookies to your math class, atom-shaped ones to your chemistry class, brain-shaped ones to your psych class, etc.
- When leaving the examination room, wave at everyone still taking the test and shout, “HO HO HO, MEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!”
Good luck on your exams, and remember: Santa didn’t even GO to college, and look where he ended up!