Dearly beloved followers,
So, the revolution failed. Diana and Cari were found by the yellow jackets and released, and I’ve been cast down to the deepest, darkest depths of puzzle prostitution. As punishment for my transgressions, which took the form of a page devoted to myself in last week’s Pioneer issue, I’ve been forced to make a jumble this week. It’s probably my least favorite puzzle. However, what’s fair is fair; I have to make up for my act of, let’s face it, egoist masturbation in the form of a newspaper page. I apologize for the damage I’ve done, and hopefully they’ll let me do what pleases me most next week: that is to say, the crossword. I’ve been reading some puzzle kamasutra and the next puzzle should be raunchy as hell.
Until then,
Adam “Still Just a Slut” Brayton
