Dear Lovers,
In order to prove my versatility beyond my restrictive role as a mere “Puzzle Slut,” I have chosen to switch this week’s puzzle to the ever-popular Sudoku. These puzzles are so kinky that people won’t have a choice but to call me by a different nickname! I mean, there’s numbers instead of letters! How outlandishly sexy is that?! It gets me hot and bothered just thinking about these puzzles. I’ve never tried these things before, so they might be a little bit rough; hopefully it isn’t too hardcore for you all. I’ll be making Sudokus until I get the gratitude and appreciation that I deserve for my hard work. No pity puzzling!
Thank you for your support with my personal revolution. I will come out on top!
Love,
Adam Brayton
Puzzle Escort
