Just in time for Valentine’s Day!

-Do a totally sick skateboard trick in front of her. Nothing gets a girl to take her clothes off faster than a totally gnar ollie mctwist. This also applies to your trick bike. BMX? More like SEX!

-Hand her a flier for your band’s show next weekend. When she sees how much more hxc you are than those punx you go to WaHi with, she’ll totally want to wear your denim jacket with all those Ramones pins on it.

-Hang out at the little park on Main Street. The next time she decides to head over to Starbucks, she’s bound to notice you and your friends. Nothing looks cooler than a bunch of sk8rz ditching seventh period to just chill. Your mom may not “get” you, but this girl definitely will.

-Hang out at Reid. She’ll totally mistake you for a student. Chicks–especially college chicks–dig college dudes! She might even hit on you! Be sure to wear that cool shirt you own: the vintage Nirvana shirt you got off Ebay last year. Totally gnar.

-If you spot one at Safeway, don’t hesitate to ask her what her major is. She’ll be so taken aback; she’ll never expect the one-two punch coming her way when you quickly follow up by asking for her number. People can’t lie well when they’re surprised, so you know you’re getting her legit digits!

(Disclaimer: As with any dating scenario, the Backpage cannot advise sexting until at least after date #2, which these tips are guaranteeing you.)

-The tried and true whistle! Never fails! wooot-wooooo!