1. You cannot have pets.
2. She forgets to flush the toilet sometimes.
3. She has an annoying laugh.
4. There’s decomposing flesh in the compost.
5. She keeps leaving the kitchen light on.
6. She sings off-key while sewing pieces of human skin together.
7. She’s passive aggressive.
8. She mixes glass recyclables with paper and plastic.
9. Her alarm clock keeps waking you up.
10. She has a really messed up sense of humor.
