Happy National Get Organized Day!

• Quick PSA– duck awareness! One of our readers, Bob Nistler, has requested that we be careful of the ducks that travel around campus. Please watch out for our friends!
• Opinion Editor Peggy LOVES salty foods.
• We have three special guests observing our Production Night.
  • They are from the cultural anthropology class.
• “I want this production night to last forever.” -Publisher Marra
• Editors are discussing how long they’ve gone without showering.
  • “16 days.” -Publisher Marra
  • “Let’s just say I’ve gone longer than Marra.” -Opinion Editor Peggy
• Anthony stole control at 5:49 PM.
• “All Sports headlines should just be student athlete memes.” -Production Manager Kerr

See you next week,
Mickey