Live Blog: Issue 1

We’re back at it, folks.

Pretzels were consumed, headlines were over-thought, and Beyonce was played. Issue one is happening!

As this semester’s Managing Editor, I will be live blogging the up and downs of production night every week.

Here are the highlights:

  • Humor Editor Peggy brought Disney Princess fruit snacks today because they were on sale, and she thought that Rapunzel was Elsa.
  • Editor-in-Chief Mitchell was acting like Copy Editor Anthony’s dad for a minute, and it weirded both of them out.
  • For a while it looked like we were going to be low on content on the humor page, so Marra and I whipped up a limerick titled “The Funniest Poém in the Whole World” about two first-years who fall in love at the 80s dance. We actually (luckily?) didn’t even need to use it this week, but you might have the privilege sometime in the future. Until then, here is a sneak-peak of the first stanza:


There once was a first-year named May

She was nervous for move-in day

But Mom and Dad just wouldn’t leave

And she was peeved

She just wanted to find a bae.


Until next week!