Movie Review Haikus

Martina Pansze, A&E Editor

A haiku for every movie that I watched this summer


Pitch Perfect 2

Where was the boyfriend?

He deserved way more screen time



Mad Max: Fury Road

I didn’t expect

To love some bloody action

But this film has heart


Magic Mike XXL

I can’t believe that

I paid for this but it was

Sort of feminist



Girl has one-night stands,

Meets that guy from SNL

Kind of generic


Jurassic World

Despite the high stress

And heart palpitations

Dinosaurs are rad


Inside Out

I didn’t watch this

But I had a really weird dream

Based on the trailer


Paper Towns

Cliché high schoolers

Are boring, but damn, look at

Cara Delavigne


Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

Ethan almost dies

Too many times to even

Count, good camera work