Hey Muska, oh, what was that? You can tailflip-lipslide? Well guess who nollie-treflip-5-0-manual-backside-nosegrind-heelflipped Wa High last weekend? Billy did. What up? It’s Billy, coming back at you with a fistful of the dopest tricks you can’t even do on THPS.

Last week me and my krew took you to the Cordiner Four for the Skeetzel. I hear that one sucker amongst you attempted and failed, shattering your elbow and something pubic. Sucks. Earlier this week the krew made do with some donuts and blunts and headed over to the CC for some shit. I popped a front salad-back salad-front blunt down the south side rail. That’s Chocolate, baby. Check Greco out in B-3 for a glimpse of what your boy is all about.

Oh, speaking of, I was plopping with this lady friend of mine a few days back and she asked why a nollie is called a nollie. What. The. Fuck. You. Just. Say. Hell no. Shit’s bunk. Also, one of you bros sent me an IM this past week. I thought we talked about that. Don’t do that. That’s what we talked about. I finally got my hands on the Lakai vid- I just about came into my pants when I saw Koston’s 50-50- heelflip-crooked-manual-no-lie-crookedbackside hardflip. DAMN. Almost. I fucking did skeet my jeans on that backside 360-manual down the Rozy Banks in 411 #52. SHIT.

Now let’s get down to tax and wax. Last week (BBBSSS#1) I told you I was going to take you to the Sig’s side lawn for some flatland junk. Really? I was joking. If you want to see that, go watch Lipinski in Lalique SP ’07. (Her triple-flips blew my ex, Sarah, out of the water (and my life)). Really, we’re going Penrose (SS#1) for both the 6 and the ramp ––Alt-titled 6Clix/6-Sixty-Six/3-6-stair-Mafia and, respectively, TrampRamp/Domeslide (blowing your mind!!)/MannyMania. From the Beta Basement, go south onto campus and look west. DONE. This week’s trick is called the LadyKiller. To do it, push once and roll towards the rail, facing the rail and looking at the rail, snap- pop up and stick your deck on the brass and don’t look back. DONE. The LadyKiller –– you just killed a lady. Now, the ramp. To do this, just push and head towards the ramp and then go down the ramp. DONE. And now you’re a dick-trolling baby because that wasn’t actually a trick. It was joke.