1. Full name
Joseph Elmer Farnes- My middle name is a sign I’m destined for greatness, obviously.

2. Age
21 lovely years

3. Best-known for
Talking about religion and theology endlessly, being adorable, listening to people, wearing cardigans.

4. What was the last dream you had?
I dreamed I saw St. Augustine, alive as you or me, tearing these quarters in the utmost misery with a blanket underneath his arm and a coat of solid gold, searching for the very souls who already have been sold.

5. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
I think I made a puppy and a kitten cry by not hugging them once. I felt really bad after that.

6. If you could do one thing to change the world, what would it be?
Beside world peace and human rights, I’d love to see each person have dinner with their greatest enemy. Sharing a meal might get them to see the humanity in their opponent. It might bring new insights into the world’s problems.

7. What word makes you cringe when you hear it?
Herb with the H pronounced, if it’s referring to plants.

8. Cake or death?
What if they run out of cake? Or the cake is a lie? Or it isn’t delicious?

9. If you were invisible for one day what would you do?
I definitely would NOT do anything that would make the Archbishop of Canterbury blush.

10. Favorite sport?
I’d have to go with either badminton or croquet.

11. If you could be any celebrity woman, who would you be and why?
Martha Wash. She’s such a beautiful woman, and she’s got a great voice, too! It’s raining men, and I’m gonna go out and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!

12. What is the meaning of life?
The meaning of my life is to love and serve God and neighbor.