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Stunning poll shows winter vacation was ‘fine, thanks’

Trevor Lewis

January 29, 2015


Filed under Humor

Groundbreaking New Poll Reveals That Winter Break Was "Fine" Readers, I know that many of you have searched far and wide to learn about the quality of your acquaintances' winter breaks. Well, look no further! A new study funded by the national organization AAST (Americans Against Small Talk) has found...

Whitman College Varsity Privilege-Checking Team wins regional finals against Whitworth

Trevor Lewis

October 3, 2014


Filed under Humor

The sun was high as the Varsity Whitman Privilege-Checking Team made their way out onto the field (the maintenance costs of which alone could have fed a Somalian family for months as privilege checking Defenseman Ray Johnson later informed me). The team looked quite dapper in their uniforms made from...

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