Thank you, Katy Perry, for letting us enter this absurd world where it is normal for all girls to just go up and kiss their friends on the lips. Where it is normal to sing about an exciting sexual experience with another girl while grinding on a dude.

This summer, Bravo, an American cable TV network known best for its reality content and mafia of "Real Housewives," launched yet another reality show called "Gallery Girls." With this both alliterative...