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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 10
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Pete Davidson provides conclusive evidence that funny people are most fuckable

Rachel Husband, Writing against the will of God December 2, 2021

Pete Davidson, comedian, SNL star and talking blond bag of tattooed weasels, has recently confirmed his relationship with socialite and businesswoman Kim Kardashian, reaffirming the widespread conception...

Kim Kardashian’s Butt + Open-Mindedness

Zan McPherson December 11, 2014

I have not always described myself as the most "feminist" person. Sure, I participated in controversial social movements, notably in the gay rights movement by founding a gay-straight alliance at the boarding...

My friends and I out on a night on the town.

Keeping Up With My Trash TV Obsession

Aleida Fernandez March 10, 2014
People who know me, know I love trash TV. There is nothing like sitting down and watching an episode or two (or three) of "The Mindy Project," "The Bachelor/ette," or - my guiltiest obsession - "Dance Moms." Watching trash TV is my way of winding down after a long day. I can completely tune out everything for 30 minutes and let the story take me away. Before I went abroad, I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to keep up with all my television and I'll admit that I wasn't sure I was ready for a four-month hiatus. How would I know if Mindy and the lawyer finally got together? Would Juan Pablo be able to break through the language barrier to ask the ladies to "accept this rose?" Will Abby Lee Miller replace her team for the umpteenth time? I was sure the withdrawal would be too much to handle.
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