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Vol. CLVII
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Leave Ozempic to the Tradwives

AJ Johnson, Humor Writer February 20, 2026

I’m going to say this loudly for the people in the back: I LOVE FAT B*TCHES! And I’m not the only one! I searched for statistics to back me up, and I found that 1 in 10 men in the UK are attracted...

Illustration by Genesis Lobos.

Short King: An Insult in Sheep’s Clothing

Luther Harper, Opinion Columnist November 14, 2025

What qualifies a man as short? If we are working off of the US national average, then anyone under 5’9” risks being labelled as such. If we take a more international scope we see that the Netherlands...

Beauty and the Beholder

Hillary Smith February 25, 2014
It has always fascinated me how certain types of female bodies have gone in and out of fashion throughout history. It’s like bodies are fashion trends, and we can just cast off the old and adopt the new when we notice a new body we like better.
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